12/18/2005 : Chavgos
| So its Christmas and im thinking about presents, we all know how hard it can be digging our minds for that illusive gift for your family or friends, well fortunatley for me my lass came up with a great idea for my Dad, Im not gonna tell you what it is because if he reads this his suprise is fucked, but anyway lets say it is not a specialist item and more something functional which you can find at places such as Argos. Bringing me to my next point, now I dont know about you guys out there but I havent been into an Argos for a number of years, In fact the last time I went in I think was 10 years ago. | |
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| Well one things for sure now Im older Im certainly a little more "Aware" of our little sub culture that we have going on, Yes thats right Im talking about The Chav. I was in the shop for no less than 2 Minutes chewing away on the little blue pens that everyone pinches from there, fingering through the plastic pages insearch of my desired item when a little snotty nosed shit with shorter hair than Kojac pulled up beside me he was looking at the New XBOX 360. He crys out louder than a plane taking off "MUM CAN A AV AN X BOX" to which his upstanding mum who beared a striking resemblence to Waynetta Slob cried back "NO THI FUCKIN SHIT". I swear to you I nearly turned on store security mode and ejected them myself but I just filled out my 8 digit code and proceeded to the drivethrough payment lane pulling a rather bemused face. It was then I noticed the sea of Burberry, tracksuit wearing British citizens all gathered round the books slobbering over the pages of the Argos catalogue looking for cheap gold and other select pointless electrical devices. A far cry from how I remember it. My point you might ask? It just seems that Chavs like there Shopping like they like there food, Fast. | |
Disclaimer : There has been some use of the word 'Chav' in this post, If you are a chav and are offended, my apologies you Hood Rat.